poor bao.

Bao wanted it to be Virginia that put Barack over 270. Instead he has
to cope with a landslide. Poor Bao.

EDITOR’S NOTE: This one was submitted by Bao, which suprisingly enough does fit the theme of this blog perfectly.  However, what Bao fails to note is that the word “landslide” would imply a much bigger win in the popular vote.  While the electoral college win was sizable, his arrogance once again seems to have gotten the better of him.  Poor Bao.

Bao wears so many different hats that sometimes people forget to send him emails.  Poor Bao.

EDITOR’S NOTE:This one quite frankly confuses me.  I think it is an inside joke.  It is somehow making fun of Bao though so I will let it pass.

They wouldn’t let him play his music in the Field Organizer’s office so Bao had to sit with his lowly Asian peons.  Poor Bao.

volunteers spend so much time talking to bao that he can’t report his numbers.  poor bao.

EDITOR’S NOTE: There have been other variations on this theme, but they pretty much all suggest that Bao is too popular for his own good.

Bao is missing the first Halloween of his life because he’s changing the world. Poor Bao.

bao is campaigning for senator obama in the most liberal part of virginia.  poor bao.

Bao is so busy that he can’t find the time to watch Daft Punk videos anymore.

Poor Bao.

submitted by Billy.

Bao is craving a burger from Five Guys, but he’s watching his weight.

poor bao.

submitted by kris.

Bao’s gourmet salad dressing wouldn’t open, then the tab broke off in his hand because he does not know his own strength.

poor bao.

submitted by sandwich.

Bao had to go to 3 music festivals in one week.

Poor Bao.

Bao doesn’t have time to read books. Ever. That’s how important he is.

Poor Bao.

the sticker on bao’s lexus is too small.

poor bao.

bao’s iphone won’t update.

poor bao.